THE BREWERS SUCK

Is what I would say if...

...I didn't know their history

The Milwaukee Brewers. Born as the Seattle Pilots, they moved to Milwaukee in 1970 and have been Wisconsin's team ever since.

...I didn't know these things happened

  1. Bernie Brewer slides into a giant mug of beer.
  2. The Racing Sausages.
  3. The best tailgating in baseball.
  4. The fans. Loud, loyal, and always in it.

...someone wanted proof

American Family Field Bernie Brewer Racing Sausages Brewers fans

...you still didn't believe me